Ryan’s Reviews: A Golden Man

The Oscars

What I Predicted

Best Picture: The Revenant (because DiCaprio just happened to be in it)

Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio (because he NEEDS it)

Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence (because I don’t recognize any of the others)

Best Director: Alejandro Inarritu (I feel sorry for those who have to say this name)

Best Animated Feature Film: *sigh* Inside Out (I had a choice: be right, or be opinionated. Sorry When Marnie Was There…)

Best Supporting Actor: Sylvester Stallone (but why doesn’t Michel B. Jordan have a Best Actor nomination?)

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Jason Leigh (since she was in a movie with Samuel L. Jackson)

What Really Happened

Best Picture: Spotlight (honestly…this movie wasn’t the most disturbing one on the list)

Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio (and so ends the life of a meme)

Best Actress: Brie Larson (this was my second guess, soooo…half right? No…ok…)

Best Director: Alejandro Inarritu (hey Chris Rock, how many times did you mess up his name?)

Best Animated Feature Film: Inside Out (*sigh* all hail the Disney Overlords…sometimes, I hate being right)

Best Supporting Actor: Mark Rylance (is it sad that I have never heard of this guy? Funny thing is, he was the only one I didn’t recognize!)

Best Supporting Actress: Alicia Vikander (hey, it’s another person I’ve never heard of!)